The Objective Russian Scale

In Russia we have our own scale for men and women. Yes, I know this is stupid and having yet another scale makes no sense. There is even a pic on xkcd about this. But our women are just way better than anything one can see in the West, so living in Russia we need a way to differentiate. Otherwise we’ll just end up with 11s and 12s like in The Game. And then this will also serve as a good definition to refer to.

So here goes the list.

5. That’s your Plain Jane. Not a beauty, but also not an ugly one. No one will notice her when she’s with her 6 and 7 friends, but she still has it all — a nice body and a face one might find cute if one looks long enough. The majority of young women fall into this category.

6. A cutie. A cute girl who stands out among her peers. She knows how to dress and how to use makeup, has a nice body and thus is used to getting male attention and has several fans / beta orbiters.

7. A beauty. This is a real beauty. A head turner and a cause of car crashes. When she’s walking in a crowd it’s hard to miss her. She’s getting male attention constantly and is really good at female version of Plate Spinning. The main difference from an eight is a lack of model shapes and/or height.

8. A model. That’s a girl from GQ cover. Tall and beautiful, likely works as a model and has tons and tons of orbiters. In their teens and twenties these girls experience what most men will never experience in their whole life. All doors open before them just because of their looks, every single men flirts with them, and they generally feel on top of the world.

9. A supermodel. Now this is a rare gem. You won’t see a lot of these in your life, so if you see one and she’s approachable — you just have to approach. A nine is just perfect. Eights look plain compared to her. When she’s out in town, every single man notices her. Some come in their pants. She has wealthy and powerful men as her orbiters and she knows she can get anything she wants.

10. A star. That’s an 8 or 9 who is wealthy and famous. The main difference from an 8 or a 9 is that she already has everything.

And then the negative side of the scale.

4. A flawed one. Something is not going right for this girl. She may be fat, or may have acne, or a somewhat repulsive face.

3. An ugly one. This one is just repulsive. Most men will struggle to get an erection.

2. A disabled one. A dwarf. Or a girl without a vagina. Or a junkie.

1. You don’t want to go that low, believe me.

0. Death. This is going to be the last girl you meet in your life. You will not like it.